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Three Stooges Jokes

Why did the Three Stooges win the election?

They had Moementum

One of the Three Stooges was reincarnated as a popular rapper, but he couldn't hear very well.

Moe's deaf

I think my TV may be possessed. Today I saw the Three Stooges and Ronald Reagan on it.

Its channeling dead people.

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What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges?

Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges.

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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house...

and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Austra...

Teacher to student: If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?

Student: One dollar.

Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.

Student: You don't know my father.


(Credit: The Three Stooges)

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