When I was five years old, I asked my dad for a new bicycle for my birthday. He said to me, "Well is your dick long enough to touch your bumhole?"
I replied, "No,"
To which he countered, "Then you can't bloody get a new bicycle."
When I was ten I really wanted a puppy for my bir...
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