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Mommas Jokes

Your mommas so poor

I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"

Your mommas so fat.....

She got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.

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Your mommas so ugly

Her blowjobs count as anal

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Your mommas so fat,

it takes her two trips to haul ass...

Yo mommas so fat,

Not even light can escape her.

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