What kind of shampoo did Ozzy Osbourne get his kids?

No More Tears

Where did Ozzy's Crazy Train get its power?

*Loco*motion

Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..

..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.

I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull?

He threw up the horns.

Who are you going to call when you have a bat problem

Ozzy Osborne

There was this guy living in Ireland who wanted to have the operation to become Irish

He had lived in Ireland for about 10 years and loved the place and its people so he went to the doctor and said he wanted to have the operation to become Irish.

The doctor warned him saying “This is very dangerous, I have to remove half your brain”.

The guy was very adamant and said ...

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Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit...

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