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Hubbard Jokes

What's the difference between L. Ron Hubbard and Ayn Rand?

One author is delusional and whose fans follow blindly like a religion...and the other is L. Ron Hubbard.

What is L. Ron Hubbard's favorite band?

Bad Religion.

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's greatest Science Fiction novel?

Dianetics !

Old Mother Hubbard...

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess...

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Who created Scientology in Middle-Earth?

Elrond Hubbard

With all this free time, I may finally look into scientology...

...see what all the hubbard is about

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Some amended Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dick...

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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