What's the difference between L. Ron Hubbard and Ayn Rand?
One author is delusional and whose fans follow blindly like a religion...and the other is L. Ron Hubbard.
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What is L. Ron Hubbard's favorite band?
Bad Religion.
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Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's greatest Science Fiction novel?
Dianetics !
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Old Mother Hubbard...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress. When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess...
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?
In the L Ron cupboard.
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Who created Scientology in Middle-Earth?
Elrond Hubbard
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With all this free time, I may finally look into scientology...
...see what all the hubbard is about
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Some amended Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dick...
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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?
Elrond Hubbard!
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