Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

L. Ron Hubbard walks into a bar...

The bartender says "this seat's clear." Hubbard replies "that's not funny," and I was never heard from again.


(full disclosure, I read this on twitter six years ago)

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

With all this free time, I may finally look into scientology...

...see what all the hubbard is about

Who created Scientology in Middle-Earth?

Elrond Hubbard

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Some amended Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dick...

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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