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Shakira looks so young that if she had sex with me...

.. I would be the one being called a predator.

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At the beginning of class, the teacher introduced: "Children, today we welcome our new friend from Japan, his name is Suzuki Shakira."

Let start our lesson today by a few quizzes about American history !

\- Who said "Give me liberty or give me death." ?

The whole class was silent, only Suzuki raised his hand:

\- Patrick Henry, Philadelphia,1775.

\- Excellent ! Next one, who said "...government of the peo...

Why did Shakira marry a soccer player

For his stamina mina eh eh!

We’ll probably see an uptick in write in votes for “Shakira’s hips” during this years election.

They - for one - at least do not lie

Why was Shakira playing with the rope during the half-time show?

She wanted to get knotty.

What do you call Shakira's bodyguards?

Shakira-ty guards

How did Shakira win her partner over?

She Piqued his curiosity.

Really looking forward to the Superbowl this year. We get to see two of the best tight ends on the field...

Shakira and JLo.

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