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A judge asked Shakira if she commited tax fraud.

Shakira: "Of course not your Honor."

Shakiras Hips:"Of course we did your Honor."

What do you get when you cross Pacman with Shakira?

Waka waka waka waka waka waka....

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At the beginning of class, the teacher introduced: "Children, today we welcome our new friend from Japan, his name is Suzuki Shakira."

Let start our lesson today by a few quizzes about American history !

\- Who said "Give me liberty or give me death." ?

The whole class was silent, only Suzuki raised his hand:

\- Patrick Henry, Philadelphia,1775.

\- Excellent ! Next one, who said "...government of the peo...

Why did Shakira marry a soccer player

For his stamina mina eh eh!

We’ll probably see an uptick in write in votes for “Shakira’s hips” during this years election.

They - for one - at least do not lie

What do you call Shakira's bodyguards?

Shakira-ty guards

Why was Shakira playing with the rope during the half-time show?

She wanted to get knotty.

How did Shakira win her partner over?

She Piqued his curiosity.

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One man and Shakira are alone in an island

Shakira knows the man will ask her to have sex eventually, so she keeps the distance.

After a few weeks and seeing that the man won't make the slightest move, Shakira said to the man:

*Oh, you are such a gentleman. I thought by now you'd have proposed me to have sex. Thank you for not ...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Really looking forward to the Superbowl this year. We get to see two of the best tight ends on the field...

Shakira and JLo.

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