I watched a documentary last night about how Levi's are made.

It was riveting.

Levi’s is sueing a smaller company over pants

It’s because they tried to sell bootleg jeans

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Two Jews, Ezra and Levi, have been bullied all their lives for being Jewish, and they want to convert to Christianity.

One day when Ezra and Levi are walking down the street, they walk past a church that says, "Convert to Christianity for only ten dollars!"

Ezra turns his pockets inside out, but does not find any money. Levi does the same, and finds a 20-dollar bill. "Here's what we'll do," he says. "I'll go ...

What do you call a one-legged woman wearing Levi's?

Jean.

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting.

Well, their hunt took them two or three ridges from home and before they knew it they had gotten themselves good and lost. After spending half the day trying to figure out which way was home, Levi, being the brighter of the two, says to his hunting companion, "Cleetus, I seem to recollect that if a ...

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps.

I guess he's in haute water now!

Ezra, a devout Jew, sent his son to Israel to learn about the culture.

When Ezra's son came back, he told his father, "I had a great time in Israel. I even converted to Christianity!"

Ezra was so shocked that he decided to tell his next door neighbour, Levi, also a devout Jew.

"Funny you should mention this," said Levi. "I too sent my son to Israel and he...

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Two Iraqis

On their long flight to America, two Iraqi refugees end up sitting together and befriending each other. When the flight lands in New York, the two agree to meet up in 5 years and see which one became more Americanized.

After 5 years they meet up and the first Iraqi tells his friend: "Listen t...

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THE RULES OF THE ANCIENT AND HONORABLE GAME OF INDOOR GOLF

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -- normally one club and two balls.

Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

For most effective play, the...

Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve.

Black Levi's Matter.

I'm reading an interesting book about Electromagnetic Levitation

I can't put it down

What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common

"When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

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