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Levi Jokes

What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale.

They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head.

“I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”

Levi’s is sueing a smaller company over pants

It’s because they tried to sell bootleg jeans

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting.

Well, their hunt took them two or three ridges from home and before they knew it they had gotten themselves good and lost. After spending half the day trying to figure out which way was home, Levi, being the brighter of the two, says to his hunting companion, "Cleetus, I seem to recollect that if a ...

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Two Jews, Ezra and Levi, have been bullied all their lives for being Jewish, and they want to convert to Christianity.

One day when Ezra and Levi are walking down the street, they walk past a church that says, "Convert to Christianity for only ten dollars!"

Ezra turns his pockets inside out, but does not find any money. Levi does the same, and finds a 20-dollar bill. "Here's what we'll do," he says. "I'll go ...

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A middle manager was called into HR for a harmless ice breaker.

"Do you know why you've been sent here? One of your new employees, Gina, has levied sexual harassment allegations against you". The stern HR rep asserted.

"What!? Gina!? Oh god, no this must be a mistake! I've only known her for a few days!" The manager replied perplexed and shocked.

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Ezra, a devout Jew, sent his son to Israel to learn about the culture.

When Ezra's son came back, he told his father, "I had a great time in Israel. I even converted to Christianity!"

Ezra was so shocked that he decided to tell his next door neighbour, Levi, also a devout Jew.

"Funny you should mention this," said Levi. "I too sent my son to Israel and he...

The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps.

I guess he's in haute water now!

I'm reading an interesting book about Electromagnetic Levitation

I can't put it down

A man bought a pair of jeans.

His friend took notice of it and inquired the brand.

“hey dude, nice jeans. what’s the brand?”
“Guess.”
“Levi’s Strauss?”
“No, Guess.”
“Gap?”
“No man, Guess.”
“American Standard!?”
“Dammit man, Guess!”
“FUBU!?!?!?!”

Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve.

Black Levi's Matter.

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common

"When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"

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THE RULES OF THE ANCIENT AND HONORABLE GAME OF INDOOR GOLF

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -- normally one club and two balls.

Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

For most effective play, the...

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