If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?
The United States of America.
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Jimmy had five sons named Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy and Rudy. How did he tell them apart?
He called them by their last name.
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What do me and Rudy Giuliani have in common?
Neither of us are allowed to practice law in New York.
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Rudy Giuliani and a peanut were walking down the street.
One of them was assaulted.
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Rudy Giuliani house was searched
So federal investigators searched Giuliano's house today. I thought they would find hair dye, but they didn't. I guess it ran.
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What does Rudy Giuliani say to Trump when he can’t hear him?
Pardon me?
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Why did Rudy Giuliani fart at the hearing
Since he didn't have clear evidence for fraudulence, he decided to provide a clear evidence of flatulence
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After watching Rudy Giuliani press conference it's safe to say....
He is definitely Donald Trump's ride or dye.
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Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low
but he’s demanding a recount.
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Guess what Rudy Giuliani is going to be for Halloween this year??
Hand Stroker’s Drunkula
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I paid a guy to steal all of Rudy Giuliani's Milky Ways...
I got him disbarred.
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Did you hear that Rudy Giuliani has proof of fake ballots and fraud? He says he found a whole stack of 'em.
Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.
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Rudy Giuliani set major press conference at Four Season landscaping instead of Four Seasons Hotel.
Really, does there have to be a punchline?
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Rudy Gobert should win NBA’s defensive player of the year
He just single-handedly shut down the whole league.
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Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that.....
He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.
Or you could say,
He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.
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I feel like Rudy Giuliani's press conference at a landscaping company between a dildo store and a crematorium is still relevant because...
Trump's effort to overturn the election is somewhere between fucked and dead.
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Dying request
Rudy was lying on his deathbed surrounded by his stunning young wife and their three children, all boys. Two were tall, good-looking, and athletic, but the third and youngest was short, homely, and extremely uncoordinated… "Darling," the husband whispered to his wife, struggling to get the words ...
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Joke about it all you want, but Rudy Giuliani is prepared to fight election fraud all the way up to the Supreme ...
... Courtyard by Marriott
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Why was Santa so hesitant about Rudolph flying his sleigh?
Because Rudy was lit.
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Trump will still be president of The United States after January 20th
He's having Rudy draw up the paperwork to form The United States Total Landscaping Co. as we speak!
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I got a speeding ticket last month and took it to court
Rudy Giuliani was my lawyer and plead me down to second degree murder
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In the Oval Office
Donald Trump and Rudy Guiliani are in the Oval Office and are arguing about the weather. Trump says it's snowing, while Guiliani says it's drizzling. Melania enters the room, and sees the argument in full display. Finallly she interjects by saying, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear," and leaves the ...
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Three inmates at the insane asylum gather around the lunch table to plot how they can break out and regain their freedom.
Rudy, the longest standing resident explains they should all meet along the Southern wall at precisely midnight, whereupon he will use his recently illegally acquired hospital issue flashlight to vault them over the wall. Then it’s a short walk across the border into Mexico.
Upon hearing the ...
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A Russian man was making small talk with his wife about the weather...
"Looks like rain today doesn't it?" but his wife insisted...
"Rudy, my love, the weatherman says it will clear up before lunch."
"No, zayka, I feel it in my bones. It is going to rain."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Oh, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear..."
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