Billie Jokes - 7 Hilarious Billie Jokes

Clothes are like Billie Eilish songs

I was really surprised when I found out that a kid made them

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Billie Eilish just turned 18...

...now she’s too old for Drake.

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Billie Eilish is officially 18 now, do you know what that means?

She's old enough to order 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for $19.95 if she calls 1-800-441-2400. When she calls, they'll include the bonus Elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger Poster with her order.

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Billie Jean is not my lover

She just a girl who says that i am the one

But the kid is not my son.

He can stay over for the weekend though

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Billie Piper has ruled out a return to Dr Who and adventures in the TARDIS...

She said if she wanted to hang around with an eccentrically-dressed know-all who constantly got them into misadventures, she'd remarry Lawrence Fox

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What do you call a Billie Eilish doppelganger?

Billie Eil-ish

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How did the Hill Billie find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good

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