How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None it's always lit fam

What’s the capital city of Yemen?

Yea boi

Roman Bois

Two romans went to a bar, one roman raised his index finger and middle finger to the waiter. When the waiter arrived with two beers, the two romans were mad and went out the bar. One guy told the waiter, "Boi, you are dumb."

Not all dogs are good bois

Some are good girls

I¨ve lost 20% of my couch

ouch

What do you call a good boi running at a moderate pace?

A joggo!

Holla at ya boi!!!

Man I’m so jealous of Jay-Z...

He knows exactly how many problems he has.

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If Herodotus was a vlogger

It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!

So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.

Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...

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I got laid Yesterday.

His name was life and BOI did he Fuck me Hard.

A Guy Is fed up with his case of intestinal Worms

He decided its about time to have things checked out.


He goes and visits his local doctor, the doctor prescribes him medication.
He heads home and and struggles for weeks, to no avail.


He goes and visits a famous diagnostician, who tells him that the worms have grown f...

What's a Catholic priest's favorite town to visit?

Du Bois

What did the elephant say to the naked man ?

Boi you really gonna breathe through that small thing?

So, Jesus and Satan are sitting on a park bench one day

...just chilling, and Satan asks, "Hey JC, what's it called when little chunks of ice fall from the sky? It's not like I get to see it very often."

Jesus says, "Hail, Satan."

And Satan's all like, "YEEEEEAH, BOI!"

And Jesus is all like, "Oh, you."

What did the gamer eating pasta say?

Spaghottem bois.

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A man walks into a sex shop... (NSFW)

During a dry spell, a man decides that usual masturbation is no longer satisfying his needs and decides to pop down to his local neighbourhood sex shop to purchase an inflatable doll with which to sate himself

Upon arriving at the store, the assistant asks "Would you like a male or a female ...

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