What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies?

Turn the radio back on

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

Nicki Minaj researched her family tree and discovered she was part American Indian.

The tribe: Arapahoe.

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What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack?

Silicone Valley

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea....

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Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins.

After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans

What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

When you go to a regular birthday party, there’s one cake

When you go to Nicki Minaj’s birthday party, there’s *two* cakes

Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj?

She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.

You're lost in the desert, in the distance you see a figure. Starships starts playing

It's Nicki Mirage

"Why is that cotton candy talking?"

"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

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