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Nicki Jokes

Why shouldn’t you disrespect Nicki Minaj?

She’ll make another song about it. Nobody wants that.

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Why does Nicki Minaj like sitting on ferns?

Because she loves her butt in plants.

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea....

Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?

What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies?

Turn the radio back on

What do you call Nicki Minaj's Ass?

Silicon Valley

Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins.

After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.

Nicki Minaj researched her family tree and discovered she was part American Indian.

The tribe: Arapahoe.

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans

What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj?

She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

When you go to a regular birthday party, there’s one cake

When you go to Nicki Minaj’s birthday party, there’s *two* cakes

You're lost in the desert, in the distance you see a figure. Starships starts playing

It's Nicki Mirage

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

"Why is that cotton candy talking?"

"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

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