She details the experience in her new song, "Aloe From the Other Side"
So I was out Christmas shopping earlier today, decided to stop in at the local garden section to pick out some succulents for my wife, tripped over a hose and ended up falling into the Aloe Vera.
Hurt like hell, but healed very quickly.
What does a Hawaiian comedian put on a sunburn?
What did one succulent British plant say to the other?
'Aloe! Vera nice to meet you!
What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?
What does a plant say when picking up the phone?
How do they answer the phone at the burn center?
Someone stole my succulent plant.
That was aloe move.
What do burn victims celebrate on October 31st?
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So I was dating this one blonde girl and decided that I was going to tan
So I was dating this blonde girl and decided that I was going to tan before we went to dinner that night. So I got out on my roof,fully nude, and laid out. While laying on my back, I accidentally fell asleep on the roof, causing me to get a BAD sunburn everywhere including my pecker. However, I didn...
If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?
Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii?
With Aloe-ha Vera!
Jim goes to the Doctors about a rash. "Doc, I've had this rash on my chin for 2 weeks now. I've tried everything; aloe vera, tea tree oil, vaseline. Nothing works."
The Doctor says "Oh I've seen this before"
"Yes. I had the exact same thing last week. I was going dow...
What do Australians use for sun burns?
A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.