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Did you hear Adele got a really bad sunburn?

She details the experience in her new song, "Aloe From the Other Side"

So I was out Christmas shopping earlier today, decided to stop in at the local garden section to pick out some succulents for my wife, tripped over a hose and ended up falling into the Aloe Vera.

Hurt like hell, but healed very quickly.

What does a Hawaiian comedian put on a sunburn?

Aloe-Ha!

What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?

A succuweenie.

There’s always been a familiar connection I get in the shade of my succulent collection...

Aloe darkness, my old friend.

How do they answer the phone at the burn center?

Aloe

What did one succulent British plant say to the other?

'Aloe! Vera nice to meet you!

Someone stole my succulent plant.

That was aloe move.

If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?

Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

Oh, Jim...

Jim goes to the Doctors about a rash. "Doc, I've had this rash on my chin for 2 weeks now. I've tried everything; aloe vera, tea tree oil, vaseline. Nothing works."

The Doctor says "Oh I've seen this before"

"You have?"

"Yes. I had the exact same thing last week. I was going dow...

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate.

I'm sorry

How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii?

With Aloe-ha Vera!

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