What’s the difference between Vitamin C and your mother’s sister wetting her pants?
One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident.
A farmer purchased a new oxen to help plow his field.
The animal hadn’t been well-tamed and the farmer struggled to keep the beast under control. One day, the oxen freaked out and started tearing through the field, dredging up all of the seeds and plants that they had already sewn into the soil. The farmer’s corn and soybean plants were all destroyed. ...
My grandmother died recently
She was found keeled over in her kitchen, her dentures stained with foods high in antioxidants.
The doctors said it was a heart attack but I know better...
I reckon it was an oxi-dental overdose.