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Mix In Jokes

Why did the baker mix in his flour slowly instead of doing it quickly?

He didn't want to whisk it.

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What do you get when you mix in a piece of shit to your favorite pie?

Ajit Pai

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What do you get when you grind up Kim Jung Un's junk, mix in some shredded potatoes, ball them up and deep fry them?

dicktator tots

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Street Meat

Two competitive street meat vendors, Billy and Bob were selling sausages on sick at the corner. Billy had a huge line, all the way down the street.
Bob had nobody in line, so Bob goes over and asks "how the hell do you have so many people in line?" "what do you put in your sausage that i don...

e^x, x and x^2 went to a party.

x and x^2 noticed e^x has been standing in the same corner since they arrived.

x asked "Why don't you go mix in with the crowd?"

e^x replied "Well, no matter how much I integrate it's still the same!"

Two men are hired to paint a church

The job doesnt pay too well, so they wanted to save as much money as possible so they bought only as much paint as they thought was needed.

As they are getting close to finishing, they realized that they were not going to have enough paint left to finish the job. One of the men has the brill...

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One day a group of terrorists took over a small village...

I fully acknowledge I first read this joke on Reddit many years ago. But since I haven't seen it posted in a long time, and it's been one of my favorite jokes, I'll give my best retelling of it-

So one day a group of terrorists took over a small village in the middle east. And being the evi...

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