Part of me feels really bad about this. I mean he's only a kid. He's really too young to understand what I did to him. But do it to him I did. I 121G’d the lad.
I went into an O’Reilly’s store last week to pick up some wiper blades. I had this young kid helping me. He made a comment about how...
I'm opening a new chimney sweep, soldering supplies, and dessert business.
It's called Flue, Flux, Flan.
To refuel the flux capacitor
Why did the DeLorean cross the road?
A scientist put a flux capacitor in his bicep...
I told him, “Weird flux, but okay.”
Two magnetic fields are talking to each other
Magnetic field 1: "Aren't you mad that all the coils above you are parallel to your magnetic field?"
Magnetic Field 2: "Nope...I give zero flux!"
When you try to change the current flowing through a solenoid and it resists
Weird flux but OK
My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.
I said, "weird flux but ok."
My teacher told me a current carrying conductor produces a magmetic field. I disagreed.
Teacher said, "I am the teacher."
I said, "I don't give a flux."
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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...
I went to the most nonchalent doctor for an MRI scan...
...after all the trouble of going in the machine he randomly decided to cancel the appointment before even turning it on.
Zero flux given.
I went to the store to pick up a new capacitor for my broken microwave.
The sales rep. accidentally sold me a flux capacitor instead; and now my microwave turns my chicken sandwiches into egg sandwiches.
The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking...
Clearly, he didn't give a flux.
What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor?
Go flux yourself!