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Did you hear about the new minting machine that produces coins only if you focus intently on it?

It makes cents if you think about it.

I finally learned how coin minting machines work

It all makes cents now.

If the US stops minting pennies, 99ยข deals will disappear

because they won't make cents any more.

Why would anyone buy a broken penny minting machine?

It makes no cents!

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