The Police put crime tape around the York Peppermint Patty plant

Now it's factory sealed and in mint condition

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An elementary school teacher decided hand out candy and have the students guess what they are...

The teacher explains to the class the game they will be playing; guessing the candy she gives them. The class roars in excitement.


The teacher walks over to a student named Suzie, and hands her a peppermint. The student puts it in her mouth, and without skipping a beat says, "I know thi...

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I never understood why people use peppermint body wash.

It feels like my asshole just smoked a menthol cigarette

Another Old Rancher Joke

An old rancher had a bull that was not breeding the cows. The old man called the vet, and got him to come by the ranch and check the bull out. Finding no problems, the vet gave the old rancher a bottle, and told him to add a tablespoon a day to the bull’s feed, until he started breeding the cows aga...

Taste Like Peppermint

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was...

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A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.

He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal just eats grass. He won’t even look at the cows. The farmer feels cheated, so he brings in the local vet to check out the bull. The bull is very healthy, the vet explains, but possibly just a little young. So he gives the farmer pills to feed the bu...

Two old farmers are talking.

"I've got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can't get him to mate for nothing," one farmer lamented.

"I had the same problem with one of mine," said the other farmer. "I took him to animal doctor and got him some pills that worked like a charm. He took one and five minutes later wen...

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a

lager and lime, the barman hands him an apple.
What is this the man says?
taste it, the barman says.
The man bit into the apple and says " Wow, lager " now turn it around says the barman. " wow Lime says the man. After 5 apples the man goes home drunk.

NEXT DAY.
The man after wor...

John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull.

John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill , who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing. John complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. The Banker suggested that he have a veterinarian take ...

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Buddhist vs hot dog vendor

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."



the Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies 'Change comes from within.'



The Buddhist pulls out a gun. "Whoa," the vendo...

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