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Spearmint Jokes

Mints

My third favourite type of mint is spearmint.
My second favourite type is peppermint.
However, my absolute favourite type is a compliment.
Merry Christmas!

A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs

It was an egg spearmint

Food scientists have finally managed to remove the mint flavor from gum

The ex-spearmint was a complete success

What is a scientist's favorite type of gum?

ex-spearmint!

What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor?

.......Ex-*spearmint*.

I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor.

Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint.

(Sorry)

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do scientists freshen their breaths?

Ex*spearmints*

A very smooth talking cow

Grazed in a pasture near the chicken coop. The most delicious plants, the spearmint leaves, sat at the edge of the fence where the chickens perched. Whenever the cow would come by she'd eat the leaves, and then smooth talk the chickens with her minty fresh breath. The chickens would eventually ge...

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