Did you hear, Little Timmy wandered straight into the mine field?
The whole town heard.
Some say he was distracted, that his mind was all over the place. It certainly is now.
Timmy wasn’t too smart. The warning sign next to the minefield *literally* has more brain than him.
The mine field always filled Timmy with awe and wonder. It ...
Little Timmy got lost in a mine field. Where is Little Timmy?
Everywhere.
I know that joke was a bit dark, but at least it got real bright for half a second!
They created an animal shelter near the mine field...
I never forget the weather of the day they all escaped, it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A Ba-BOON
There was 3 boys living with their grandfather deep in an Asian jungle.
One day, their grandfather asked them to accompany the grouchy old lady that lived nearby them while she walked out to town. Before they left, their grandfather said, "Behave and remember all that I have have taught you."
As they walked the old lady nagged and nagged. She complained about eve...
Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan.
Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan. Their captors take them to a mine field and tell them that if they can escape to the checkpoint on the other side, they are free to go. To do so they offer them each whatever transport they want to cr...
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