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A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!"

"That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"

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The steer was fed the TNT

Abombinabull.

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I invented a Prayer Rug weaved with TNT;

prophets are going through the roof.

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What courier do terrorists use?

TNT

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What tea is the best tea?

TNT.




Seriously, it's the bomb.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

Limerick Time: Alice

There once was a woman named Alice,
Who used a TNT stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina,
And her titties in Phoenix and Dallas.

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