A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!"
"That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"
The steer was fed the TNT
Abombinabull.
I invented a Prayer Rug weaved with TNT;
prophets are going through the roof.
What courier do terrorists use?
TNT
What tea is the best tea?
TNT.
Seriously, it's the bomb.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Limerick Time: Alice
There once was a woman named Alice, Who used a TNT stick as a phallus. They found her vagina In South Carolina, And her titties in Phoenix and Dallas.
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