A child is playing whist his mother is cooking, she says "I have some friends coming over for dinner, so be good"
"What's a friend?" Says the child as the mother burns herself "bastard" she hisses.
She turns off the stove and says "don't touch the food on table, it's not for you"
"What's food?" Says the child as the mother knocks a saucepan onto the floor "shit" she says as she bends over to pick ...