A child is playing whist his mother is cooking, she says "I have some friends coming over for dinner, so be good"
"What's a friend?" Says the child as the mother burns herself "bastard" she hisses.
She turns off the stove and says "don't touch the food on table, it's not for you"
"What's food?" Says the child as the mother knocks a saucepan onto the floor "shit" she says as she bends over to pick ...
I'm not saying that my ex-wife has bad teeth,
but she smiled in Tesco once and the barcode scanner thought she was a set of saucepans.
The Toaster leads the Kitchen Appliances on Strike. [LONG]
I looked around the kitchen in exasperation.
"We have will be heard! We have a voice! We have rights!"
"Umm, no you don't." I said to the speaker, "you're literally a wok."
"Well that may be, but we will not be abused any longer!"
A chorus of "Yeah," "You tell 'im!" and "...
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