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What do you have when Dolly Parton is doing the backstroke?

Islands in the stream.

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”

“It appears to be doing the backstroke.”

You ever heard of that one swimmer with heart problems?

I guess you can say he had bad backstrokes

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