Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

I must have a big nose

I was doing the backstroke in the pool and the lifeguard started screaming "SHARK...SHARK"

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At the beach on a summer day, you'll find many different swim techniques: backstroke, frontstroke, breaststroke, etc.

I, for one, am the master of the heat stroke

“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”

“It appears to be doing the backstroke.”

You ever heard of that one swimmer with heart problems?

I guess you can say he had bad backstrokes

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