Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

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At the beach on a summer day, you'll find many different swim techniques: backstroke, frontstroke, breaststroke, etc.

I, for one, am the master of the heat stroke

Why did the squirrel do a backstroke

To keep his nuts dry

“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”

“It appears to be doing the backstroke.”

You ever heard of that one swimmer with heart problems?

I guess you can say he had bad backstrokes

People in San Francisco started running away from the water as someone started shouting, SHARK! THERES A SHARK!!

Little do they know, its just Klay Thompson doing backstroke..

Waiter Jokes.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Gee...look's like it's doin' the backstroke.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, we don't charge for extra ingredients.

Customer: Waiter, there's a DEMON in my soup.
Waiter: Well sir, you said y...

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