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400m Jokes

If you HAD to get rid of one race, which one would you get axe?

Personally for me it would be the 200m. It lacks the raw sprinting ability needed for the 100m, and the stamina needed for the 400m.

I'm not saying I'm racist, I'm just saying one race is better than another

The 100m dash is a lot better than the 400m. The 110m hurdles are also good

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

Pravda, the Soviet state newspaper, was running a feature on former Soviet Olympians.

Their reporter began by interviewing three retired Soviet swimmers.
First, he asks the Russian swimmer "Which was your favorite stroke in the 400m freestyle?"
The Russian replies "The front crawl. Is fast, powerful, and gets me to the finish line."
Next, the reporter turns to the Byel...

Iā€™m gonna go ahead and make a racist comment by saying..

I think the 400m relay is a better race than the 100m sprint.

Not going to lie I'm a bit of a racist...

I just refuse to run the 1500, its inferior to the 400m.

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