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"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

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Multiplication

I think he finally cracked...

The topic's name was " âˆš 2 Success"

Making rulers...

It keeps asking me to find my Ex.

I'd have $6.30 right now

So I turned up at eleven but the place was empty.

Maths needs pencil, paper and eraser.

Philosophy needs just pencil and paper.

Philosophy needs just pencil and paper.

but Iâ€™m 2Â² to say it

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.. If they're under thirteen just do them in your head

What a waste of 15 years!

A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk....

It's called, "Making the little things count"

Mean

My main take away is that you have to move with the times

So I asked a couple pilots what 300 + 90 was and they all said 30. I guess they are not that smart after all.

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Kid: Dad my Math teacher wants to talk to you.

Dad: Why son?

Kid: Well, she asked whats 7+10, 17 I replied. She then asked whats 10+7, WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE I replied.

Dad: Okay, I'll get to the bottom of this.

The next day the kid approaches his dad again

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Dad: Why son?

Kid: Well, she asked whats 7+10, 17 I replied. She then asked whats 10+7, WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE I replied.

Dad: Okay, I'll get to the bottom of this.

The next day the kid approaches his dad again

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