Maths make me feel numb

But divisibility by 2 makes me even number.

I have a maths joke...

But im 2² to say it

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Sex is a lot like maths...

You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

Why is the Maths book sad?

It has lots of problems

I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week

The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.

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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

What did the mermaid wear for maths class

An algaebra

A girl tells her mother after school ‘Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters!

‘Well done darling’ the girl’s mother replies. ‘That’s because you’re blonde.’
After returning from school the next day the girl tells her mother ‘I am the smartest student in my maths class! I can count up to 15! Everyone else stopped at about 5’
‘Well done’ replies the mother again. ‘That’s ...

Maths teacher - Johnny, what's 2+2?

*Johnny counts on his fingers....*

Johnny - FOUR, miss?
Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...
Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?

*Johnny fumbles around..*

Johnny - SIX, miss?
Math teacher - yes, that's right..but...

Why did the maths priest cross the road?

He needed to get away from the house of sin.

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The son of a bitch

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself...

"2+5, the son of a bitch is 7"

"3+6, the son of a bitch is 9"

His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?"

"Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework"

Mom: "Is t...

If I had 50c every time I failed a maths test...

I'd have $6.30 right now

My angry egghead maths teacher hit his head on a rock today.

I think he finally cracked...

What did the science book say to the maths book

Wow you’ve got problems!

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule"  as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

I had a combined class of philosophy and maths today......

The topic's name was " √ 2 Success"

Do you know why I hate Maths?

It keeps asking me to find my Ex.

I left school with two qualifications 'Maths' and 'Woodwork' and i walked straight in a job..

Making rulers...

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