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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

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What do maths and unprotected sex have in common?

Multiplication

My angry egghead maths teacher hit his head on a rock today.

I think he finally cracked...

I had a combined class of philosophy and maths today......

The topic's name was " √ 2 Success"

I left school with two qualifications 'Maths' and 'Woodwork' and i walked straight in a job..

Making rulers...

Do you know why I hate Maths?

It keeps asking me to find my Ex.

If I had 50c every time I failed a maths test...

I'd have $6.30 right now

My maths tutor told me to get to his house at ten past one.

So I turned up at eleven but the place was empty.

What's the difference between maths and philosophy?

Maths needs pencil, paper and eraser.
Philosophy needs just pencil and paper.

I have a maths joke

but I’m 2² to say it

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Maths is like sex..

.. If they're under thirteen just do them in your head

Just been sacked from my dream job as a maths teacher. Been there since 2010

What a waste of 15 years!

Maths teacher: What is line?

A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk....

I'm starting a charity to teach short people maths

It's called, "Making the little things count"

What is the average maths teacher like?

Mean

I always find maths jokes divisive but sometimes they add up

My main take away is that you have to move with the times

A requirement to be a pilot is to be good at basic math

So I asked a couple pilots what 300 + 90 was and they all said 30. I guess they are not that smart after all.

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A kid walks up to his dad and says

Kid: Dad my Math teacher wants to talk to you.

Dad: Why son?

Kid: Well, she asked whats 7+10, 17 I replied. She then asked whats 10+7, WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE I replied.

Dad: Okay, I'll get to the bottom of this.

The next day the kid approaches his dad again
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