Maths is fun

One day, e^x sees x^2 running down the street in a panic. "What's wrong?" asks e^x. "There's a Differential Operator in town!" yells x^2. "If I run into him too many times, I'll disappear!"

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

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A maths teacher’s sexual fantasy?

3 sums.

I used to hate maths when i was a kid

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

My friend told me to post a joke about maths so here’s one for you.


Some first year uni students come home in the holiday for a surprise maths test of 'What's 2 + 2?'

The engineer says 'well it's 3.75, but given the situation we can round it to 5'

The mathematician goes and works for a while, then comes back saying 'I don't know what the answer is, but I know one exists'

The astrophysicist says 'rounding to the nearest million the answer would be 0'...

My maths professor got fired last week...

he was caught deriving under the influence.

Quick Maths

A man is walking home when he stumbled upon an old lamp by the trash, seeing that it’s still presentable, he decided to rub some of the dirt off of it. A cloud of smoke began seeping through the lamp and a Genie appeared before him.

“Thank you for freeing me, I am a genie and I shall grant yo...

My dad told me to make little things count

That's why I'm teaching maths to dwarfs

I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.

It's called making the little things count.

Why do Chinese people get good grades in maths?

Because their dogs don't eat their homework

Apparently, 25% of people are below average in maths

I’m glad to be in the 73% that are good at maths

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A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself... 2+5, the son of bitch is 7

3+6, the son of bitch is 9

His mother heard this & asked, "What r u doing?"
Boy: "Doing my maths homework"

Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"

Boy: "Yes"

Infuriated mother called the teacher:
Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son...

People ask me why I chose to teach Maths rather than English. I tell them,

“Fractions speak louder than verbs.”

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