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"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

*Johnny counts on his fingers....*

Johnny - FOUR, miss?

Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...

Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?

*Johnny fumbles around..*

Johnny - SIX, miss?

Math teacher - yes, that's right..but...

Johnny - FOUR, miss?

Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...

Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?

*Johnny fumbles around..*

Johnny - SIX, miss?

Math teacher - yes, that's right..but...

He needed to get away from the house of sin.

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Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself...

"2+5, the son of a bitch is 7"

"3+6, the son of a bitch is 9"

His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?"

"Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework"

Mom: "Is t...

"2+5, the son of a bitch is 7"

"3+6, the son of a bitch is 9"

His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?"

"Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework"

Mom: "Is t...

Wow you’ve got problems!

I think he finally cracked...

I'd have $6.30 right now

The topic's name was " √ 2 Success"

It keeps asking me to find my Ex.

Making rulers...

To improvise d-vision.

So I turned up at eleven but the place was empty.

but I’m 2² to say it

Maths needs pencil, paper and eraser.

Philosophy needs just pencil and paper.

Philosophy needs just pencil and paper.

All because my maths teacher told me to carry pie to 3 dismal places.

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.. If they're under thirteen just do them in your head

What a waste of 15 years!

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