So I did a 360 and left.

Safe to say I am part of the 34% that struggled with it.

Probably tea.

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"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from sch...

They say it’s the first sine of madness

Because they have word problems

Within a few months, he is passing with flying colours. His parents ask him the reason behind his sudden improvement. "Was it the strict nuns, the rigour of class, the example of other students? Jared shook his head. "Well what was it then"? Jared replied "Truth is, when I first arrived and saw tha...

He told me to stand in the corner.

Because the coner is 90 degrees

Because the coner is 90 degrees

I am the other 13%

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He says out loud, "One plus six, that son of a bitch is seven. Four plus four, that son of a bitch is eight."

His mum overhears this and is shocked! she says to him, "What are you doing Johnny?"

Johnny replies, "I am just doing my maths homework."

" And is this is how your teacher taught yo...

His mum overhears this and is shocked! she says to him, "What are you doing Johnny?"

Johnny replies, "I am just doing my maths homework."

" And is this is how your teacher taught yo...

unless you Count Dracula

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When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

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Enjoy the fun & the pun.

Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I better ...

Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I better ...

But im 2² to say it

I'd have $6.30 right now

But divisibility by 2 makes me even number.

It has lots of problems

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So son came home and told his dad that he got 0 in Mathematics

Dad: how the fuck did you get 0 in mathematics

Son: well the teacher asked me how much is 2+3 and how much is 3+2

Dad: well its the same shit

Son: i said the same so she gave me a 0

Next day son came b...

Dad: how the fuck did you get 0 in mathematics

Son: well the teacher asked me how much is 2+3 and how much is 3+2

Dad: well its the same shit

Son: i said the same so she gave me a 0

Next day son came b...

*Johnny counts on his fingers....*

Johnny - FOUR, miss?

Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...

Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?

*Johnny fumbles around..*

Johnny - SIX, miss?

Math teacher - yes, that's right..but...

Johnny - FOUR, miss?

Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...

Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?

*Johnny fumbles around..*

Johnny - SIX, miss?

Math teacher - yes, that's right..but...

The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.

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