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Master's Jokes

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The Maid asked the master's wife for a pay raise!!

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”...

Did you know the inventor of Reese's Pieces has a master's in biology specializing in monkeys?

He did a Rhesus thesis.

A Maid Knocks On Her Master's Door

A Maid Knocks On Her Master's Door

Her master is busy talking on the phone

She asks, "Sir would you like some juice?"

He Replies "Give Me A Minute Maid"

What's a BBQ pit master's least favorite massage?

A dry rub.

My fisherman friend got his Master's degree.

Now he's a Master Baiter.
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