Get Over Jokes - 25 Hilarious Get Over Jokes

People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now.

How do you get over an old girlfriend?

Get under a new one

I can't get over how cruel some people are.

I had some Nickelback tickets on the passenger seat of my car, and I popped into the shop for just five minutes.

When I came back, someone had smashed the window and left two more.

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland nursing home were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.

Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.

"Now get a little closer to...

During my army training, I had to get over a wall...

So I got drunk and slept with its friend.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Take some steps to avoid them.

(Sorry for the dumb joke and if it's a repost, quarantine is hard.)

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Me: Can you help me get over my gambling addiction?

Therapist: You bet.

Me: Yes, that’s why I asked.

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My therapist says I can get over my fear of buffets.

But first I’ve got to want to help myself.

My friend told me to get over my crush.

I said I didn’t want to,

I’d rather she got under me.

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Bowser, get over here!

A young man is at his girlfriend's house for the first time to meet her parents. He's sitting down at a table with her mother and they chit chat for a little, and suddenly the young man realizes that he really needs to fart. He thinks that he could just squeak it out real quiet and nobody will notic...

People say it takes a long time to get over your ex girlfriend

I just needed to step on the gas pedal a little bit harder

Q: What is one fear you can only get over slowly?

A: A fear of speed bumps.

How do you get over seasonal depression?

You just fall out of it

So i thought i could get over my fear of math jokes

But in the end i was 2^2 to tell it.

Ya know what I can’t get over?

A fence about 6 feet high.

Why mathematicians cannot get over divorce

They keep asking x = y

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get over here!

"You know, I went fishing up on Warwoman this weekend and saw something I ain't never seen before in my life... I was just driving along mindin' my own business... I guess I was doin' about 40 at the time, and I caught a glimpse of something in the rear view mirror... Next thing I know, I looked up ...

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The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name, sailor?" "John," the new seaman replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the Master Chief scowled.

"It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only...

I was told “it’ll probably take a while to get over your ex...”

Not at 60mph.

“And that’s why I became a pilot, to get over my fear.”

“Heights?”

“No, dying alone.”

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What do you call a bisexual trying to get over a bridge?

A bi-pass

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Spot! Get over here!

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés t...

They say it's hard to get over your ex

I think say 60mph does the job pretty well

If you are still into girls who are in high school a good way to get over them

Is to talk to them

I convinced my girlfriend to get over her fear of skydiving...

Her funeral is on Tuesday.

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