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Mass Shooting Jokes

Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?

Because it’s always too soon.



^(i feel bad)

Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.

There were a lot of casual tees.

Did you hear about the mass shooting at the circus?

A dyslexic clowns got confused about the 2nd Amendment and armed the Bears

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Mass shooting in Soviet Union, government blamed the Nazi. Mass shooting in Europe, government blamed terrorists.

Mass shooting in United States, government blamed video games.

I wasn't going to tell any jokes about mass shootings

But I figured I'd take a shot.

 

Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is

Betty White

Popular Memes are like Mass Shootings

People won't stop talking about them until something until another one comes along.

Reflections on the Jonestown massacre of 1978

As a society, we sometimes tell jokes about some of the most horrific events--mass murders, disasters, and so on. Often the jokes start within a day or two of the catastrophe, even before the dead can be counted. Perhaps we do it as a coping or healing mechanism, or perhaps it's our only extant type...

Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop?

The killer was said to be goodwill hunting.

How can you tell the US is getting back to normal after Covid19?

There's been two mass shootings in the past week

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My Uncle just said to me, “All these mass shooting are happening because kids these days are so self entitled.”

I said, “Why? Because they want to keep all the bullets?”

Seriously, Fuck Him.

I think Americans are right to worry about immigrants

Because they might commit a mass shooting just to fit in with the culture.

America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting

Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag

Grade school was strange...

...they have drills for mass shootings but don’t teach you how to do your taxes.

If someone was shot in a chapel...

...would that count as a mass shooting?

Some Good News From America!

We're currently celebrating our longest stint without a mass shooting in 20 years!

So there's that.

A curious son notices a change in the U.S flag’s position and decides to ask his mom

Son: Mom, why is the flag at the top of the pole today?

Mom: Because there hasn’t been a mass shooting all week Billy.

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