My friend Hank opened a Sadism store.

He's pro-pain and sells pro-pain accessories.

I like sadism, bestiality and necrophilia.

Am I flogging a dead horse?

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I tried again to tell my therapist about my sadism, necrophilia and bestiality fetishes. . .

but she says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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[NSFW] I took a girl back to my place last night...

...as I was fucking her on my bed, I pulled out a bottle of lube and said, "Do you mind if I put it up your arse?"

She looked at me and said. "Is it going to hurt?"

I said, "Probably, it's a big bottle."


[EDIT]: My top post ever is about sadism! Damn I love Red...

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A guy goes to his psychiatrist...

and says "Doc, I had that crazy sex dream again. The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality."

The psychiatrist replies "Oh, let's not bother going over that old dream again. We'd just be beating a dead horse."

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