Stone masons really take their work for granite

But their work is truly marblelous.



-credit goes to a post on r/memes

Two brick masons are laying a wall when suddenly one of the bricks start to talk..

When the masons start to talk to the brick he seems just like a regular guy telling the masons about his ambitions to go and get a education, so that he's not forgotten like the rest of his brethren. Then he asks the masons to go with him and get an education too so that they won't have to do this...

What do bulimic stone masons do?

Binge and parge.

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The surnames of England

The surnames of England will tell you a lot about what sort of people they are, and of what sort of things they're proud of: The Bakers, for example, came from a prominent line of breadmakers; The Masons were all very fine stoneworkers; But among the English people, no surname is held in higher rega...

Construction contractors throw the wildest parties.

The carpenters get hammered, the plumbers end up tanked, the drywall installers are always plastered by the end of the night, the electricians get buzzed, the masons get stoned, and the roofers are high. The only responsible ones are the heavy equipment operators but they’re always trying to plow yo...

The Cathedral of San Giovanni

The City-State of San Giovanni is largely forgotten today. In 1571, however, it was a wonderful place to be for both the secular and the spiritual. The was no war for three centuries, the market benefited from its close proximity to the Old Salt Route, and the artist community was vibrant and influe...

Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons

He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls?
**MASONS!**

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