his friends started at him with a mixture of admiration and jealousy.
“Yo Vernon, your face is covered with blood! What kind of animal did you feed from?”
Vernon gazed as his friends and said smugly “None of your business!”
“C’mon Man! Don’t be an idiot! Tell us!”
I mean, shouldn't we ask Vernon if that's okay first?
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A British man on safari walks into a bar far out in the reaches of a game reserve in Southern Africa, he stays at the bar for a while shooting the shit with the bartender and drinking like a fish, he offer to buy the barkeep a round and since no one else is within 2km of their small oasis of liquor ...