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Vernon Jokes

Mount Vernon?

I mean, shouldn't we ask Vernon if that's okay first?

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Vernon Koekemoer

A British man on safari walks into a bar far out in the reaches of a game reserve in Southern Africa, he stays at the bar for a while shooting the shit with the bartender and drinking like a fish, he offer to buy the barkeep a round and since no one else is within 2km of their small oasis of liquor ...

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As Vernon the vampire bat flew inside the cave…

his friends started at him with a mixture of admiration and jealousy.

“Yo Vernon, your face is covered with blood! What kind of animal did you feed from?”

Vernon gazed as his friends and said smugly “None of your business!”

“C’mon Man! Don’t be an idiot! Tell us!”

“Nah. N...

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does George Washington have in common with Aunt Petunia from Harry Potter?

They both went to Mount Vernon.

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