why are there no Wal-Marts in Syria?

All they have are Targets

I heard they don't have any Walmart or K-marts in Syria.

Only Targets.

Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?

Because there is a Target on every corner.

Do you know why there are no Wal-Marts in Iraq?

They’re all Targets.


Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?
A: Because there are too many Targets

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets.

(credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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