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Expo Jokes

If anybody is here for the Yodelling Expo 2012

Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queeeeeee-ue!!

I was the announcer at the women’s day expo..

“All the women with fashion sense and business sense sit in the first row. All the women with one or the other sit in the second row.” I announced.

“What row do you sit in if you have neither?” A perplexed woman asked.

I answered her “LuLaRoe.”

What are Pee Wee Herman's favorite Baseball Teams?

The Expos and The Yankees

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If Microsoft made cars.

Disclaimer: This Joke was made in the 1990's in response to comments that if the automobile industry kept pace with Silicone Valley cars would be much more advanced. The origin is the Mid 1990's
However at close retrospect some of this now happens.





At a computer expo (...

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A man named Tony gets on an airplane

A man named Tony gets on an airplane in New York going to Las Vegas, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a stunningly beautiful and very sexy woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards him. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo an...

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