did you know that at shopping centres for hitmen there arent any kmarts or walmarts?

thats because there are only targets.

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3 men go to Kmart to buy condoms..

...the first one is 75 years old. He asks one of the clerks which aisle the condoms can be found. She tells him Aisle 5. When he gets to Aisle 5 he sees another clerk, a very attractive female, putting boxes of condoms on the shelf. She asks him if she can help him. He explains he would like to buy ...

Yo mamma so fat

Yo momma so fat, clumsy and stupid, on her way to Wal-Mart she tripped over kmart and fell on target.

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Why were there so many priests in Kmart on Saturday?

The ad said that little boy's pants were half off.

Adam Levine Collection has a clothing line at Kmart

His clothes are half off there too

It’s been reported that Credit Card information for Sears and Kmart customers has been hacked.

Fortunately, they were able to contact your grandparents and they were able to cancel their Diners Club without incident.

Sales Surge

Wire hangers break the glass ceiling in sales today at ALABAMA Kmarts.

Warning: Car Cleaning scam

Guys, please take care when shopping. I've become a victim of a scam, this is what happens:

While loading my car at the supermarket 2 very attractive ladies come over to help and clean the windshield wearing very skimpy clothing (very nice to watch I must say), they wouldn't take any payment...

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Exam for athletes

The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.

Time Limit: 3 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire wi...

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