Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar..

But they didn't planet...

What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

Why is Bruno Mars not called Bruno Snickers?

Because he has no nuts.

I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch

Dont believe me? Just watch

Why is pluto (1185km) not a planet...

but Bruno Mars (1.65m) is a star?

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