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Bruno Mars Jokes

What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

Sometimes I randomly shout out Bruno Mars lyrics

Don’t believe me? Just watch!

Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from.



The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

What do rabbits eat when listening to Bruno Mars?

24 Carrots

Why is Bruno Mars not called Bruno Snickers?

Because he has no nuts.

Why is pluto (1185km) not a planet...

but Bruno Mars (1.65m) is a star?

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