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Bruno Mars Jokes

Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from.



The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

Sometimes I randomly shout out Bruno Mars lyrics

Don’t believe me? Just watch!

Why is Bruno Mars not called Bruno Snickers?

Because he has no nuts.

What do rabbits eat when listening to Bruno Mars?

24 Carrots

Why is pluto (1185km) not a planet...

but Bruno Mars (1.65m) is a star?

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