Bruno Mars Jokes - 6 Hilarious Bruno Mars Jokes

Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from.

The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

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What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

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Sometimes I randomly shout out Bruno Mars lyrics

Don’t believe me? Just watch!

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Why is Bruno Mars not called Bruno Snickers?

Because he has no nuts.

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What do rabbits eat when listening to Bruno Mars?

24 Carrots

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Why is pluto (1185km) not a planet...

but Bruno Mars (1.65m) is a star?

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