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What does Julius Caesar mainly use his iPhone for?

CarPlay, DM

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An attractive woman once asked if I was more interested in breasts or legs. I told her that I was mainly into feet and anal.

I'm no longer welcome at that KFC restaurant.

Today I Learnt... Statistics is mainly about..

Rejecting H0s.

Did you hear about the hate-group whose members are mainly doves and chickens?

It's called the Coo Clucks Clan.

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I mainly watch porn for the storyline...

...but the plotholes are always too obvious.

Which former European state exported mainly napkins?

The Serviette Union

What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?

A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...

Bit of British humour right there ;)

EDIT: happy to see this joke made people laugh, yes it's a classic joke but England have mainly been on the receiving end of it so nice to turn it around on someone else for a change (sorry Germany)

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This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?



"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

A Jewish and an Italian boy were growing up on the same street in the Bronx and became fast friends. Mainly because they shared the same birthday.

On their 12th birthdays, the Jewish boy receives a Rolex watch. The Italian boy receives a chrome 45 cal pistol.

Comparing what each got for their birthdays, they decide to trade. The Italian boy comes home to show his father what a good trade he's made. The Italian father slaps the boy upsid...

There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones,

But alas it twas in vein.

The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join.

They're accepting dough nations.

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