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Of Import Jokes

WIFE: I have a couple of important announcements... First: I'm pregnant.

HUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad
WIFE: Second: No you're not

My family is divided on the question of imported fruits. My mom says no.

Papaya

What two secret organizations rule the world through control of important metallic elements?

The Aluminati and the Tinplars.

In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.

The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.

But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to reposes his cattle. ...

What did the Mexican truck driver say in his defense when he got pulled over with ten tons of imported snails?

Es Cargo.

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For my next car, Iā€™m thinking of importing a Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files

He told me I lost the gig...

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