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Chesapeake Jokes

How did the Chesapeake crab refer to his ex-wife?

His Old Bay

Marylanders: Do you know how to tell the difference between male and female Chesapeake blue crabs ?

The female will tell you how to eat her.

A farmer is expecting his 3 daughters dates to arrive, so he hears a knock on a door, decides to grab his shotgun for intimidation, and opens it.

The first date arrives and says,
“Hello there! My name is Lance, and I’m here to take Chance out to the dance.”

So, the farmer calls his daughter, Chance, and they go off together. The another knock is heard, so he answers it again, shotgun in hand.

“Hey there, it’s me, Dave, and I’...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia.

She's my Chesapeake Bae.

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