Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?
1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
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A Trip to China
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goe...
When it's your Cake Day you share a Cake joke!
Mother: Why is your little brother crying? Son: Because I won’t give him my piece of cake. Mother: ls his piece gone? Son: Yes - he cried when I ate that, too.
Just had two Police at my front door.
They asked me the questions - ‘Are you familiar with the letters HB'? I said - ‘No I’m not' 'How about LS'? 'No' 'What about JD'? I said - ‘Hang on a minute - am I a suspect or something'? They said - ‘No these are just initial enquiries'.
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