Lsu Jokes

Paint his penis crimson and white, and he'll never beat it.

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana .

3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana .

4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ... read more

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to
the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
sp... read more