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Lsu Football Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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How do you get an LSU football player to stop masturbating?

Paint his penis crimson and white, and he'll never beat it.

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THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana .

3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana .

4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ...

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