Did you hear about the guy in 1981 that got LSD and LDS mixed up?
Instead of going on a trip, he went on a mission.
My apologies to the LDS community.
What do you call a group of singing idiots who only consume diet soda and Granny Smiths?
The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.
What's the difference between LSD, and the church of LDS?
One to take with a sugar cube, the other you take with a grain of salt.
The dyslexic drug addict became a Mormon...
...when he got hooked on LDS
Be Careful Doing Drugs in Utah
I recently moved to Utah from San Francisco, and wasn't paying attention once when I wanted to party. I got my LSD mixed up with LDS, and instead of taking a Trip, I ended up on a 2 year mission to Fiji.
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