Lounge Chair Jokes

A man comes home from the bar, drunk, late one night. Upon entering, he immediately explains to his wife what happened.

"You're never going to believe this, but I was just at a bar where you sit in lounge chairs, beautiful women serve you, and there are brass toilets!"

His wife, thinki... read more

...were lost in the desert. After a couple days of wandering without food or water, the man realized he was probably going to die. He thought of all the things he would never do again... sex being one of them.

He looked at his camel and figured it was better than nothing.

Unzipping h... read more