I was told some bad news last month. A good friend of mine had fallen into an upholstering machine and suffered terrible injuries.

The good news is he's now fully recovered

Came up with this today in the car, please have mercy

Why was the upholsterer at the Sheriff's office?

He was upholsting the law.

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