What do you call the guy who's responsible for the seating arrangement for the disinterested?
Chair man of the bored.
Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What the hell was wrong with you?
Driver:I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realised they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant.
Judge: Hit the 2 ...
I tried to open a restaurant that offers faster seating to vegetarians...
But this created too many upset steakholders
Why did the Indian restaurant in Dallas have al fresco seating?
Because Texas is an open curry state.
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