A man is sitting in his easy chair watching the football game when his wife comes in and slaps him in the face.
He says,”What was that for!”
She says,”I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with the name Dorothy written on it!”
The man says,” oh that’s just the name of the horse I was going to bet on”
A week passes and the man is back in his easy chair watching another football game...
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A young man went to a house to pick up his blind date. The girl wasn't quite ready, so her father invited the lad to sit on the couch and wait. Dad sat in his easy chair and proceeded to read his newspaper, while the family dog, Rover, jumped onto the couch and sniffed out the stranger.
Wife has hearing problems
A old man thinks his wife is losing her hearing. He calls the doctor about it and the doctor says he can do a little experiment to determine the severity, "Ask her a question from the next room in a normal tone of voice, and keep asking while coming closer until she can hear you. That way you know...
Every night after dinner, Merle
took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, quite inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And every time this happened, his wife would go to the door...