A creature of habit, he does so at the same time every day, except on Sundays - that's the Lord's day.
Every day he waits for the bus he is joined by a French man, and every day the French man sniffs his middle and index fingers saying "Fifi".
*sniff* "Fifi" *sniff* "Fifi" *sniff* "Fif...
One Sunday St Peter looks down from Heaven and calls out to Jesus
"Look!" he says. "Father O'Malley is golfing on Sunday!"
Jesus smiles and holds out his hands in blessing. Moments later the Father drives off the first tee and holes in one. When the Father retrieves his ball and goes to the second tee, Jesus again holds out his hands in blessing and the F...
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