Puritans Jokes - 3 Hilarious Puritans Jokes

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Why did Australia get all the criminals while America got all the puritans?

>!Because Australia won the coin toss!<

400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America

Sounds like Australia got the better deal

Why did the British

Why did the British send the criminals to Australia and the Puritans to America?

Australia had first choice.

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