Look Good Jokes - 14 Hilarious Look Good Jokes

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Add a to it.

A lot of my friends tell me I'd look good in a straitjacket

But I don't think I could pull if off

Not many people look good with the Elton John look

But I could totally rock it, man

My 14 year old girl asked me what hairstyle would look good on her

Don’t ever google tips for grooming a teenage girl. I’m now on a list somewhere….

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Does she look good yet?

A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer take out his wallet and looks at a picture of his wife. He did this several times, finally, the bartender asks, why after you finish a beer you take out your wallet a...

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I clean my for the same reason I polish my trophies:

I want them to look good even though they serve absolutely no purpose.

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Having big is overrated

So, I myself have big and I have no idea why people wish they had big so badly. They're so annoying and don't look good and I've even been mocked for the size of my . I wish I had small and would happily exchange mine for smaller , especially since I'm a dude.

Mother and daughter go to a store to buy clothes...

**The mother tries on a dress and asks her teenage daughter:**

**Mother: Does this dress look good on me?**

**Daughter: Mom, you promise that no matter what I say you won't be mad?**

**Mother: I promise.**

**Daughter: I'm pregnant.**

What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?

Sarcasm.

The Russian Potato Crop The Agricultural managers always have to report the yearly crop numbers to the Chairman, and they always lie a little to make themselves look good. But one year the potato crop is very bad.

The potatoes are small, and there aren't very many of them. But the managers tell the Chairman, "There are so many potatoes! We have made a huge mountain of them, that reaches all the way up to God." the Chairman says, "Don't be silly now, you know God doesn't really exist." The managers look at eac...

The other day I came across a picture of myself when I used to look good without my top on...

...now my girlfriend thinks I'm a narcissist.

John was at the grocery store buying beer for poker night with his buddies

When he is in the frozen food section a voluptuous redhead approaches him and says:

“Excuse me, I think you are the father of one of my kids”

John replied: “ohhh, we’re you that redhead that I banged in the bathroom at Shannon’s a couple of years back?, you certainly look good”

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There's two types of people in the world.

People who look good naked, and people who go to beaches.

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary

... and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband lo...

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