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Perspiration Jokes

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What do you call perspiration from sex in Alabama?

Relative humidity.

What's the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?

One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.

Why are smart people so smelly?

Because genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

(My son made this up)

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Peter Piker

When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,

And peeped her perfect pooper

His peepers paused and then his jaw

Plopped down into a stupor



But he perked up and pressed his luck;

Professed he pined to pipe her

He self-composed and then proposed

While poin...

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