An American, a British and a French woman were asked what they would do if they ended up on an island with five sex starved men.
The American woman answered, ‘I would try to find somewhere to hide. Then I would try to send some kind of a signal to a passing ship, so they could come and rescue me.’ The British woman answered, ‘I would find the strongest man, shack up with him and get him to protect me from the other four.’<...
Why are communists always late to events?
Because they’re Stallin’!
JK. It’s cause they starved to death.
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A hero comes to a village...
The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. ‟There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it’ll come down and eat one of our virgin girls” the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.
It is early January of 1793. The commotion outside of the Castle of Versailles is growing louder by the minute. Louis XVI, however, is not bothered, as he is getting his new suit matched, pleated and frilled in his chambers by his favorite tailor.
"Ah yes, Poilon, superb work with the gold thread on my boot leather as per usual. And now: the silk pants with Morocco pearls."
"Y-your Majesty... I think they're breaking down the front wall."
"Nonsense! Clothe me or I shall have you beheaded!"
"Absolutely, your majesty! There...
An ant falls out of an airplane, how did it die?
Starved to death on the way down.
(Translated from Mandarin, every Chinese kid knows this joke, not sure if it works in English).
What’s the difference between Boris Johnson and Maggie Thatcher?
One starved miners and one starved minors
A philosopher asks a question to his student: "Who is smarter, the common cat or the loyal dog?"
The students looks confused and responds with another question: "Can you give me context, teacher?" The wise philosopher nodded. "There once was an owner with a cat and a dog. He died. Because there was no more food given by the owner, the cat and the dog were left hungry and alone. The cat, havi...